Dio Brando X Male!Reader: Gay For You

    “Ooo hello I’d know that voice anywhere~!” Dio hummed, turning around upon hearing the sound of your voice.

    “What. The. Fuck.” You growled, issuing no explanation as you stormed through the manor Dio had taken up to himself, your fists blistered from the amount of undead you’ve punched the brains out of.

    “Nice to see you again too _______.” Dio coughed with a smirk, reclining back against a wall with crossed arms.

    “Seven years man. Seven FUCKIN’ years. And where are you now? An old run down manor with a bunch of zombies floppin’ about. Ever think of me once eh? Your BEST FRIEND?” You growled at the blonde, taking your place in the middle of the room under a pillar of moonlight, tapping your foot loaded with impatience.

    “Oh of course I did! How could I forget you _______?” He remarked.

    “Riiiiiiiiiight. You went off on a jolly ride with that Joestar kid without a word to me since. I’m sure you forgot about me. Fuck mate. Have a heart.” You whined, flipping him off. “You’re a fuckin’ dick.”

    “I am? Well what the hell are you doing up here then? Did you come find me just to tell me that?” Dio asked with a slight smirk.

    You paused at that, and began to blush in the slightest as no particular good reason came to mind to tell him. “Er… I don’t know. I guess so yeah. Just wanted to let you know you’re a sack of shit and thanks for forgetting about me.”

    “Oh but I didn’t _______. Why else would I still have that?” He continued, gesturing to a picture frame on a table.

    You took a curious glance over at the frame and seen that it held a picture of you and Dio back seven years ago, both of you in a bone crushing hug on a holiday.

    “The fuck you still have that for you moron! J-jeez!” You cursed, becoming quickly embarrassed upon seeing the memory.

    “Who’s forgetful again?” Dio quizzed with a grin, pushing off the wall and walking towards you.

    “S-shut up you vampiric asshole.”

     “Oh so you know? My you’ve been keeping up to date with my activities haven’t you~!” Dio commented, stopping in front of you.

     “Tch. What else are friends for?” You muttered.

    “So, _______, why did you come here again? Your first reason seemed inaccurate.” Dio prompted, raising a brow as he eyed you.

    “Well first, I came to tell you that you’re a fuck wit.” You started.

    “Check.” Dio interrupted smartly.

    “And second, I wanted to ask why the hell you didn’t contact me for those seven years, Brando.” You finished with a slight growl.

    “Oh, thaaat! Well, here’s a little story. To sum it up I had fortune to obtain, a family to kill, and an empire to build for my dearest friend. I cut off from you to keep my rise in society a surprise for you.” He winked.

    “Pardon? You what?” You choked, eyeing Dio with slight confusion.

    “You heard me. I was building the greatest of empires so that I could rule for centuries, and written in the fine print, I wanted to do it with you _______~!” He hummed, leaning on your shoulder. “Remember that I said I never forgot about you dearest~”

    “Woah there hold up. You…actually had me in mind when you were destroying shit around you and making a bloody undead army?” You asked, hope for your relationship filling your eyes.

    Dio nodded with a sincere kind of smirk in response. He would’ve thought that you almost came to trust him again, but it had been such a long while with such brief convincing that he was sure threw you off. Your look returned to that of annoyance as you scoffed at him defiantly.

    ”Yeah go tell that to your zombie whores down there.” You muttered.

    Dio choked. “My what?!”

    “You bloody well know. All those chicks you fucked with before turning them into zombies. Go tell them your bullshit, then come back to me.” You scoffed, looking quite irritable by now.

    “Woah woah wait, are you… Jealous of a bunch of dead bitches?” Dio snorted, almost laughing as he spoke.

    “O-of course not! Why would I be jealous of a bunch of chicks that clearly had more time with you than I did? I mean the get to see you more often, and they didn’t even have to hike their asses anywhere just to come find you to see you again!” You yelled passive aggressively, slight embarrassment riding on the edge of your tone.

    “Oh you so are~!” Dio hummed. Edging his way closer to you.

    “F-fuck off and go piss around with your damn zombie tits!” You stammered.

    “Oh just get the fuck out of the closet _______.” Dio chuckled, grabbing you by your muscular hips and holding you close.

    “W-what the fuck?!” You screeched, face turning scarlet.

    “You still have no idea what way I swing do you?” He chuckled. “That’s fine though, because I know what way you do, and that’s enough for me, boyfriend~!”

    “W-what the fuck are you do- mmmph!” You tried to object, but became cut off by Dio pressing his lips to your rather violently.

    Without being able to question him, your face became extremely heated as you turned crimson, completely unaware of his intention to kiss you the way he did. You tried to punch him somewhere out of objection, but found yourself unable to as he kissed you much more deeply, locking you against his body. Unable to object, as the seconds passed by, you found yourself subconsciously succumbing to this, and soon melting into the offered kiss with great pleasure, your toned bodies seeming to fit together like pieces of a puzzle. Now that your nerves were calmed by this course of action, Dio released you and grinned down at you like a moron, watching you fluster and wonder what to do now.

    “So what was that about tits again?” Dio asked rhetorically.

    “F-fuck you.” You muttered, still in his grasp as you looked away. “H-how long have you known…”

    “How long? Christ since we were kids! You didn’t have a single care for a girl back then! And even as you grew you didn’t either. I’ve watched you from afar, and let me tell you, you’re gay as fuck.” Dio snorted.

    “DIO!” You yelled, cheeks quickly flaring up again.

    “Gay for me though~! Which I’m one hundred percent okay with I’ll have you know.” Dio chuckled. “Women are just playthings for me. I really have no interest. But you, oh heavens I shit rainbows whenever I see you _______~!”

    “God your phrasing is so… So stupid!” You interrupted, crossing your arms in his grasp.

    “Ah, shut up its fun to see your reactions~!” He noted. “And also, I'm pretty sure the reason you came up here was to simply see me, and me only, because you missed me that much after so long. Sorry for the wait _______~!”

    “You- Just fuck you. You’re right about everything and fuck you for being right.” You grumbled.

    “You’re so cute when you’re mad~!” Dio sang, poking the tip of your nose playfully.

    “… Fuck you.” You mumbled very lowly at a nearly inaudible level.

    “Oh yes please.” Dio responded, hearing you clearly.

    You squeaked an unnatural tone for a man of your stature as you stared at him blankly with wide eyes.

    “Kidding~! I’ll think about that later for you _______.” He joked. “Now I should remind you: I’m immortal. So, if you wish to stay with me, I advise letting me replace your blood with my vampiric essence so you may be immortal too. After all, I only make offers like this to people I love.”

    You stared at him and gulped, blush still prominent on your cheeks. “I-I… You love me?”

    “Yes _______ I love you. After all, I only built my life up the way I did so I could see you in perfect form again someday.”

    “I…” You hesitated, hating to have to admit such a thing, but n longer having reason to hide such a thing anymore now. “Yeah… I love you too Dio. That’s why I came to find you after all…”

    “You just got a little tsundere on me, that’s all~!” He chuckled.

    “S-shut up! S-so yeah, I want you to make me immortal… So I can stay with you forever now…” You mumbled with embarrassment.

    “Gladly~!” Dio said. “I’ve always wanted to have this kind of moment. After all, I am gay for you~!”

    “Dio I swear to god- Never mind. I just can’t stay forever mad at you. I just love your vampire ass too much.” You admitted, finally having your long lost dream fulfilled.